Now that San Diego Comic-Con 2020 badge sales are officially in the book, the next big hurdle will be the hotel sale sometime in the new year. In honor of that, we bring you The Twelve Days of Hotelpocalypse. ‘Tis the season!

The Twelve Days of Hotelpocalypse

(To the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”)

On the first day of Hotelpocalypse
My luck brought to me
A Gaslamp Hotel

On the second day of Hotelpocalypse
My luck brought to me
Two Bad Forms
And a Gaslamp Hotel

On the third day of Hotelpocalypse
My luck brought to me
Three Waiting Room Refreshes
Two Bad Forms
And a Gaslamp Hotel

On the fourth day of Hotelpocalypse
My luck brought to me
Four Sketchy Roommates
Three Waiting Room Refreshes
Two Bad Forms
And a Gaslamp Hotel

On the fifth day of Hotelpocalypse
My luck brought to me
Five Deposits Paid
Four Sketchy Roommates
Three Waiting Room Refreshes
Two Bad Forms
And a Gaslamp Hotel

On the sixth day of Hotelpocalypse
My luck brought to me
Six Non-Downtown Hotels
Five Deposits Paid
Four Sketchy Roommates
Three Waiting Room Refreshes
Two Bad Forms
And a Gaslamp Hotel

On the seventh day of Hotelpocalypse
My luck brought to me
Seven Room Trades
Six Non-Downtown Hotels
Five Deposits Paid
Four Sketchy Roommates
Three Waiting Room Refreshes
Two Bad Forms
And a Gaslamp Hotel

On the eight day of Hotelpocalypse
My luck brought to me
Eight Cancellations
Seven Room Trades
Six Non-Downtown Hotels
Five Deposits Paid
Four Sketchy Roommates
Three Waiting Room Refreshes
Two Bad Forms
And a Gaslamp Hotel

On the ninth day of Hotelpocalypse
My luck brought to me
Nine OnPeak Phone Calls
Eight Cancellations
Seven Room Trades
Six Non-Downtown Hotels
Five Deposits Paid
Four Sketchy Roommates
Three Waiting Room Refreshes
Two Bad Forms
And a Gaslamp Hotel

On the tenth day of Hotelpocalypse
My luck brought to me
Ten Wait-list Emails
Nine OnPeak Phone Calls
Eight Cancellations
Seven Room Trades
Six Non-Downtown Hotels
Five Deposits Paid
Four Sketchy Roommates
Three Waiting Room Refreshes
Two Bad Forms
And a Gaslamp Hotel

On the eleventh day of Hotelpocalypse
My luck brought to me
Eleven Practice Forms
Ten Wait-list Emails
Nine OnPeak Phone Calls
Eight Cancellations
Seven Room Trades
Six Non-Downtown Hotels
Five Deposits Paid
Four Sketchy Roommates
Three Waiting Room Refreshes
Two Bad Forms
And a Gaslamp Hotel

On the twelfth day of Hotelpocalypse
My luck brought to me
Twelve Tears Shed
Eleven Practice Forms
Ten Wait-list Emails
Nine OnPeak Phone Calls
Eight Cancellations
Seven Room Trades
Six Non-Downtown Hotels
Five Deposits Paid
Four Sketchy Roommates
Three Waiting Room Refreshes
Two Bad Forms
And a Gaslamp Hotel

We never claimed to be song writers… What hotel are you hoping for during the hotel sale? Let us know in the comments below or on social media.